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Dat Demotivational Poster


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

Thedewd - October 12, 2017, 12:33 pm
There is a reason fathers want son. When you have a son, you only have to worry about one who-ha, When you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL OF THEM...
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION -


TAGS: dad daughter dating loaded trigger
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by timmey

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 11:08 am
The sound of a soft pack being mounted... bullet chain being entered into the rifle... top cover closing... *click-click* Nighty night son... my M249 just got off of 5afety
carebear - March 13, 2012, 11:06 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:01 am

I prefer my old satin nickel Colt Model 1911, .45ACP. Actioning the slide has such a crisp, authoritative sound, don't you think? But then I do have that 870 with the entry stock on it,, but it never goes with my outfit, and I worry I'll break a nail.
carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:29 pm
(carebear BANNED)
artic - March 10, 2012, 2:50 am
12 Gauge 3" Magnum 385 Grain Power Point Tip Slug. He wont be getting up with one of these to the chest
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 3:39 pm
got a few bullets caught in my shoulder but i did it
carebear - March 1, 2012, 12:30 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 11:28 am
12 Gauge. 3", #4 buck.
carebear - February 29, 2012, 10:55 pm
(carebear BANNED)
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 7:16 pm
challenge accepted


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Budog

Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


EX-GIRLFRIEND -




1st Date -




War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Don't date morons.


TAGS: fool dating stupid funny notes
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:51 pm
I believe s/he is presenting le5bos as an alternative to dating morons. It's unfortunate that it sometimes takes time for morons to reveal their depth (or lack thereof). No one walks around with a sign around their neck showing their IQ.
livegrape - September 4, 2011, 9:50 pm
how does this relate to le5bo's?
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:06 pm
don't forget, women can be le5bo!


OLD PAINLESS - The following scene has been rated M for Manly. May cause a deepening of the vocal cords, sudden hair growth in the chest area and the ONLY time a man is permitted to cry at a movie


TAGS: predator minigun
Rating: 4.58/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 21, 2017, 9:24 pm
A man is free to cry at any tragic death in a war movie.


ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -




FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.


TAGS: sniper cheating dating
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:50 am
Honey, does this .50 caliber sniper rifle make me look fat?
Bardon - October 15, 2010, 4:26 am
Did you mean "Faithfulness" or am I missing something - which I gladly concede may well be the case.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
how do i bost the contrast? (sorry, but i'm pretty new to this)
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:48 pm
I'll give it a 4 on the caption. If you run, you just die tired.
Reality Lord - October 14, 2010, 6:43 pm

if you can't find a better pic try bumping the contrast up a bit....but only if its like a really killer pic.
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 6:40 pm
son of a bi- .... it didn't look pixeleated in the preveiw... sorry.
Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
I tried to tell you to find a better pic but instead you just found another pixelated one. 3L is the best you will get for this


INTIMIDATION OR OCD -


TAGS: intimidation ocd
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by THEBRAT

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:17 am
Dude, they gave seniors an entire state, called Flor-- oh, shoot.


TIP #3 -


TAGS: internet crazy dating
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Soulcatcher78 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice use of my image :) http://soulcatcher78.deviantart.com/art/OMFG-35720488
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:35 pm
Yep, a guy with a job AND a car... That is pure gold up here.
Greeny - July 2, 2013, 6:57 pm
You’re just underestimating your irresistibility
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
I had to block her just so the messages would stop after she threatened to block me and I did not respond. (le sigh)
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:07 am
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Thank the Gods for giving me the intelligence to spot it before meeting. The moment I asked her to stop messaging me, she blew a gasket.
5150monkeylove - July 2, 2013, 10:04 am
I was giving it another go on the online scene. I met one cool person and went out for a beer to escape the heat and had a great conversation a few days ago.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:05 am
Geeezus! Haven’t been there, but now somehow feel I have.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2013, 8:22 am

been there.....omg....soooooo true.


CONFIDENCE - The feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.




THE PREDATOR DRONE - Giving a glimmer of hope to wannabe near-sighted pilots since 1995.




DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"


TAGS: date night baby sitter wtf
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

MindBenda - April 15, 2012, 2:33 pm
Seems legit.


BREAKING NEWS -


TAGS: rapture updates
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Master - May 28, 2011, 10:05 am
What if it's the thirty-second, and May is still here?
justme - May 27, 2011, 9:29 am
im still thinking the world will end on the 30th of february
rerun - May 26, 2011, 7:29 pm

The one that has Tuesday in it.
alldayfighter - May 26, 2011, 7:18 pm
hell yeah but which year???


2012 -




IT NEVER SAID - for how long




POOL - Predator: "Shouldn't you be at the hive with the family?" Alien: "No way. Queen's going through one of her cycles again."




6 Ft Under -


TAGS: life death dating marriage regret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - August 1, 2014, 10:40 am
...but everybody looks both ways before crossing the street.


1st Date Epic Fail -




STATUS UPDATE -


TAGS: face book facebook status update
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:56 pm

I did read it, sadly you will not be missed
the1stCOMMI3 - August 25, 2011, 6:10 pm
i'm sorry, how is it that your username even passed the registration?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
Hey, sorry about that.. but do you think you could read my name to yourself?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
Dood, I f***ing swear you get all of your **** from the Android Market's Funny Jokes app. GTFO HOE.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:46 pm
Would've been better if you used Twitter, but still funny.
sidestep22 - August 24, 2011, 12:25 pm
Wow! So wrong and impressive all at the same time.. 5Ls


JOSEPH KONY - Is not Carl Weathers from Predator.




NINJAS - Proving America's superiority when it comes to kick-ass entertainment.


TAGS: ninja naruto michaelangelo nunchucks dattebayo
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:31 am
Mutated turtles, trained by a mutated rat should be better than awesomely cool human martial artists (YES, I know, the dub LEAVES a lot to be desired, but this is always the problem with dubs, especially from Japanese to English)? C'MON!
HerculesPwns - September 16, 2009, 10:57 am
Pwwwned XD
No-one - March 20, 2009, 3:29 pm
Nice pic, but letting naruto represent all japanese ninjas is grossly unfair since the whole Naruto series is as bad as ninjas get.
Berge - March 3, 2009, 12:48 pm
Except when you screw up an awesome japanese show by dubbing it in english for 3rd graders. "Believe It!" is a catchphrase added by AMERICA. It's not in the japanese version. (I'm also a TMNT fan btw)


BLIND DATES -


TAGS: blind dates h** tub mustache redneck
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by prosti82

Derek - December 8, 2009, 4:05 pm
You know he's filled a tub with it...


MY DAUGHTERS DATE - Suddenly I Miss The Days She Liked Justin Bieber


TAGS: date daughter youth
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by rerun

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:52 pm
You could really end that whole fad by merely playing with a pliers near their person. Or play with *license only* magnets. Oooh, the screams that will slice through the air. My daughter has nothing to fear.
twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:41 am
OOPS! I mean FORBID.
twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:41 am
To quote the Red Dwarf books, "I wish I had a daughter, just so I could frobid her to marry him."


RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -




FIRST DATE -


TAGS: monkey dating
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by flint

agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 2:09 am
Well done.


ONLINE PREDATORS. - They WILL find you.


TAGS: online predator
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Vydrach

Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 12:59 am
Wow.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 13, 2010, 11:35 pm
Thank-god they're PREDATORS, TERMINATORS will track you thru your cell-phone. ROTARY PHONE


DA' CHOPPA! - GET TO IT!!!!!




A History Of Violence -


TAGS: love marriage dating relationships suicide
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:18 am
Both are better than lust marriages.


LOVEDRUNK -




INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol




ORDER A PIZZA - Something Drone pilots can do in between killing terrorists.




ALIENS VS. PREDATOR - Well, at least they're being more civilized about it.




YOUUUUUUUUU - Soulja Boy In Da House


TAGS: soulja boy you soldier boy crank dat noobs epic
Rating: 1.31/5

More motifakes by zing34567

Surri - December 30, 2008, 11:52 pm
Epic Woman Appears!
psychohistorian - November 23, 2008, 10:55 pm
Holy ****, it's Tarja!


WANTED -




SCAR PREDATOR - The Predator that looks stupid and has even stupider methods of hunting.




FRIEND ZONED - I want a man who's as handsome as you As kind as you, as funny as you, as smart as you Who's not you




COMPETITION -




GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse...




COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)


TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger predator commando total recall termiantor
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
someone...even
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
SWomeone didn't vote...and why do you guys have to be so eloquent. Jalford. Kill yourself and take any decedents with you. end your line, and salt the ground behind you.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:44 am
Sean... is it not more appropriate that this will be permanently documented? (eventually in the worst rated ever)
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:42 am
jalford you absolutely suck at this. make yer posters if you must. show them to your friends. and when even they don't laugh, just erase them. that way it's win win.


NEWSPAPER DRESS -


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a d*** good and funny fake! 5L alpaca


SHE LOVES ME NOT -


TAGS: love death freak calendar date
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by caveman

Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:05 pm
no 5ign of parole


PREDATOR - unresistably wild and beautiful when it pounces you will enjoy it the greatest predator of all, WOMAN




BLIND DATE - It will only take you so far.




MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? d***it! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a s**t... or both. girls and boys are equally f***ed up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with bucksh**. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*


PREDATOR VS MAN - $50 says predator


TAGS: predator man 50
Rating: 1.71/5

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Densaku - April 25, 2010, 9:59 am
500$ on man......If his name's Chuck Norris or Technoviking.^^
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 2:18 am
Indeed.


HIDDEN FACETS -


TAGS: clone war dating personality change end
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:23 am

nice.


VALENTINES DAY DINNER - It's a special occasion, go ahead and super size.




BLIND DATES -


TAGS: dating humor
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:33 pm

They just both look so disgruntled, it was the first thing that came to mind.
jig - January 14, 2012, 4:49 pm
The loudest lol of my day.


IM BRINGING GANGSTER BACK - and i kept my pants up and everything.




NEVER AGAIN - You said a double date would be "fun". I'm not having fun, Alicia!




TIPS FOR DATING - Man whose only goal is to round the bases will always strike out




zip zop bop -


TAGS: bill cosby ludes datera**
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

maoworks2 - December 31, 2015, 1:07 pm
What He Said !
GaryO - December 30, 2015, 9:21 pm
Oh, lordy


ONLINE DATING -




DEADLINE -


TAGS: death date play patience deadline
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:38 pm
I'm almost to the 'other side,' DON'T DENY ME THAT! . . . . . I apologize. . . . I have issues. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:36 pm
The way thi5 insane world is? It'll still be a day too late. I tell my wife if I'm working on the car and it falls on me, don't call 911; get the revolver and finish me off. Why call paramedics? Keep me on life support indefinitely? No thanks.


WHATS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT -




CONNECTION FAILED -


TAGS: anime dating life reality
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Benlulz - January 21, 2011, 11:28 am
5L's, picture + comment this one.
jameswnash - January 20, 2011, 11:43 pm
lmao 5 tentacles!
Airman - January 20, 2011, 4:22 pm
nice


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on


TAGS: pen date new year resolution
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:50 am
Already failed at this resolution 4 times today. Bleh.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2012, 11:30 pm
So glad I don't write many checks anymore.


WHAT A RELIEF! - ME TOO!




BATMAN - Will not live much longer


TAGS: batman predators
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by ultimaterorschach

ultimaterorschach - April 15, 2011, 12:41 pm
What the hell is a "TehOz"
TehOz - April 8, 2011, 7:56 pm
Cause TehOz is comin to get cha'


AHNOLD -


TAGS: arnold predator
Rating: 2.56/5

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LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!


POWER PROJECTION - Getting your peeps to pimp out your 102,000 ton super carrier into a kickin' date magnet.




TAKING THE MASK OFF -


TAGS: dating fun
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hicktown - June 24, 2011, 11:36 am
Unleash the inner bea5t


SADNESS -


TAGS: ugly date
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by rerun

djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:30 am
Oh dear mother of god... ROTFL!


ALONE - Sure there are other fish in the sea, but I'm a human. And I'm not into beastiality.


TAGS: alone dating animals
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by VladTepes3

culos - October 15, 2010, 5:42 pm
if you think that's disturbing wait till you get to know Moo+ a little better....
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 5:31 pm
....disturbing
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 5:20 pm
LOL!! that's our Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 5:15 pm
Hey Sailor!
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
he is...
VladTepes3 - October 15, 2010, 4:42 pm
I prefer a nice, cute, queit, masochist girl. (human of course)
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 3:29 pm
you say that now, but you haven't met our resident cow......yet


STARTING CONTESTS -


TAGS: star trek data riker staring contests
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by trekkiegirl89

Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:35 pm

ok ok call me a trekkie but i loved this...5L's girl....nice!


JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




Conflicted -


TAGS: conflicted racist undead dating species
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

concern3 - November 30, 2014, 5:29 am
Fabulous a 5er
spacedog - July 1, 2013, 12:11 pm
HA! I'm innocent...ish. It's international space, meaning no rules. (Clever run of posters Ism. Very funny 5tuff.)
Reality Lord - July 1, 2013, 7:51 am

we have begun a "free the rerun" campaign....all donations accepted.


INTERNET DATING - You shouldn't choose your prom dates online...enough said.




SPEED DATING -


TAGS: hammy goats dating
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - September 8, 2011, 9:09 am
Yummy :D
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 9:30 pm
Poor Hammy, goat5 'ar' Us
GySgt1811 - September 7, 2011, 9:21 pm
Looks like a field expedient, bio-based mine clearing op to me. (Wake up the cooks.)
TheLeprechaun - September 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
I could tell stories about what I saw the Somalis do to them, but it is too much...even for Motifake After Dark.


PERFECT RELATIONSHIP - I need a woman who loves me for my money, and who is bad at math.


TAGS: dating money
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - February 14, 2013, 2:11 am
All is good, brother. Just extremely busy. Hope all is well with you.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 5:53 am

lolz...nice to see you wtfo. all good man?


PREDATOR VS ALIEN - This time it's cerebral!




STATISTICS SAY -


TAGS: statistics data society crazy psycho
Rating: 4.78/5

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Pikeman - January 17, 2013, 9:19 pm
No worries here 2 hold me down and the other forces the meds down my throat.
ughomer - January 17, 2013, 5:51 am
Send us more, Donnie! 5L on this one.


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: intimidation scarface bread protest
Rating: 4.7/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 6:55 am
Most excellent.
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:06 pm

how you say.....amsome?!?!
agdaniele - January 20, 2011, 3:18 pm
Masterpiece.


D.A.D.D. -


TAGS: dads against daughters dating
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:59 am
That's right! If he thinks otherwise he's in for a surprise.


FREE STUFF - In the digital age, if it's free, You're not the customer You're the product


TAGS: direct marketing data mining freebies
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 10:45 am
How TRUE - 5L.


OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: laden osama predator missile usa
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 6:00 pm

lolz
alldayfighter - May 3, 2011, 1:06 am
yeah but in the head, not in the left shoulder! uhh is that alien behind predator?


LAST BUT NOT LEAST -




R O R - Rook I da predator




IMAGE ON A CLOTHES IRON - She claims it's Jesus. I think it's the Predator. Choose wisely: your life (and soul) are at stake.


TAGS: jesus predator okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.3/5

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okami - March 30, 2011, 8:43 pm
a lot of people have said that. . .i saw the 'hair' as the Predator's dreadlocks and some of the facial features as the expanding mouth. . .first thing i saw.
Dimytri - March 6, 2011, 11:12 am
Looks like the Mona Lisa to me.


ALIEN VS. PREDATOR - Predator:Dude...u gotta press L3!!! Alien:AAAGHASSSAGH*creapy alien noise*


TAGS: avp playstation alien predator
Rating: 3.06/5

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Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 1:17 pm
thx^^
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 1:13 pm
Excellent! Thank you for not giving up at the first second....or third rejection! I like it! 5!


JOCK STRAP - Marty Turco is still looking for it after what Pavel Datsyuk did.


TAGS: pavel datsyuk marty turco nhl hockey
Rating: 3/5


CHRIS HANSEN - is right back there




GET COMFY - THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD


TAGS: gi joe snake eyes predator
Rating: 2.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Awesome! Action figures! 5/5


Date -




GET TO DA' PETER-CHOPPA! - It's the only way out!


TAGS: family guy peter griffin stewie lois brian predator quagmire
Rating: 1.73/5

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Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 10:05 am
"Ahnold" you're not.


Coffee -


TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.


ONLINE DATING - Distance is to love like wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small and kindles the great!


TAGS: online dating love
Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - February 11, 2012, 12:38 pm
very nice!


WAITING FOR HER TO SAY YES -


TAGS: camping creepy dating occupy patience
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

n1


NATURAL SELECTION -




COMMUNICATION - If men are from mars, and women are from Venus No wonder it’s so hard to stay in a relationship these days. I mean, how many long distance relationships really ever work out


TAGS: mars planet date women men
Rating: 4.5/5

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caveman - July 29, 2011, 9:18 pm
well that's the dream champ
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 5:29 pm
Did I forget to mention it took me 30 years to find the right one? Makes awesome bacon sammiches.
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:38 pm
you two are obviously the exception to the rule...
forseti - July 29, 2011, 1:21 pm
same with me.
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:07 am
Mine worked out! 5stars


CHESS MATE -




FADE TO BLACK -


TAGS: life death prey bird predator
Rating: 4.46/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2010, 10:40 am
Nice one.
Bovee - December 18, 2010, 9:34 am
True Demotivation


THE UNION WANTS A 3RD SHIFT - 2258.42 is sneaking up on us




INTERNET DATING - I am athletic, passionate, and hung like a horse. I like walks on the beach.. Never reply to an ad without a picture.




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